Random Raspberry

peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:56 -0400

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: oh man my dad found an old book...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:51:45 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is

okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED

LETS SEE HOW MUCH ITS WORTH IN DOLLARS OH MAN WE MIGHT HAVE MONEY FOR ONCE

ITS A WHOPPING 13 CENTS

the-chief-moosecateer: fallingisalotlikeflying: daleksinbras: So my teacher had us do a lab today...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:49:51 -0400

the-chief-moosecateer:

fallingisalotlikeflying:

daleksinbras:

So my teacher had us do a lab today involving heating glass over a flame

and he kept a tally over how many students got injured

yup

4th period doesn’t know how to party.

but period two does

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:05:24 -0400

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

aiclan: cormbread: buttermilkqueen: girl you are no i’m genuinely confused is there even a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:04:00 -0400

aiclan:

cormbread:

buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here

takeiteasymountainface: #this was the greatest moment in the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:03:20 -0400

takeiteasymountainface:

#this was the greatest moment in the theater because everyone screamed

mtathew: mtathew: why would you even want to hack my facebook...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:02:11 -0400

mtathew:

mtathew:

why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….

the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account

docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradam...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:00:59 -0400

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.

lasagna-forone: borisairei: alexanderperchov: reminder that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:00:19 -0400

lasagna-forone:

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

it really is tho.

luxio: luxio: purple green mario wall luigi. waluigi. this...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:55:42 -0400

luxio:

luxio:

purple green mario

wall luigi. waluigi. this shit is hilarious as fuck why does nobody laugh at my jokes

suicoone: bebroom: those are literally just mickey mouse is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:54:10 -0400

suicoone:

bebroom:

those are literally just mickey mouse

is that semen

tomrny: psyducked: when they let you cum inside i know my neighbors are so nice they always let...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:53:39 -0400

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:53:04 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

debilitating: when people think depression or an eating disorder or self harm will make them quirky...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:53:11 -0400

debilitating:

when people think depression or an eating disorder or self harm will make them quirky and exciting or will make boys want to kiss their scars and all that dumb shit i want to punch someone in the face also fuck you

buttermilkqueen: godricsgirl: I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:42:49 -0400

buttermilkqueen:

godricsgirl:

I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…

samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:38:34 -0400

samuelshakusky:

when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”

babyferaligator: babyferaligator: i can’t believe 2013 years ago today our founding father george...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:37:39 -0400

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

i can’t believe 2013 years ago today our founding father george washington invented the first word

the word was moist

tsunderisse: emmathing: IS THAT A DR WHO REFERENCE no. a 41...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:35:53 -0400

tsunderisse:

emmathing:

IS THAT A DR WHO REFERENCE

no. a 41 year old man in japan does not watch your awful british children’s television. shut the fuck up

itsbetterthananal: itsbetterthananal: WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU GUYS TO ASK ME...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:35:18 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

itsbetterthananal:

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU GUYS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS

DO I NEED TO STRIP

CAUSE I’LL FUCKING DO IT

DO I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER

DO I NEED TO PUT ON MAKEUP

DO I NEED TO POSE WITH CUTE PETS

DO I NEED TO KILL SOMEBODY

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS WHAT IS THE TUMBLR SECRET

nearly 10k notes are you shitting me tumblr

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